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(male narrator)
On the last episode of Alf..
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Thanksgiving on Melmac
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wasn't called thanksgiving.
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It was called fappiano.
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And we didn't eat turkey.
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Instead, we sat down
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to a nice, big,
juicy, stuffed...
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Time out! We know exactly
what you're gonna say, ALF.
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And you know that
we find that offensive.
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What was I gonna say?
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Cat! Big, juicy, stuffed..
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...cat.
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I was always partial
to the dark meat.
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[instrumental music]
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Sweet potato pie?
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No, thank you, Ed, uh..
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...whatever your name is.
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Uh, Flakey Pete.
My friends call me Flakey Pete.
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Or Flakey Pete Finnegan.
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But mostly,
my friends don't call me
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'cause I don't have a phone.
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Well, I'm Willie Tanner.
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And this..
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...this is my garage.
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And that's..
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...probably your crowbar.
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Yes, it is.
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And that's my sweater.
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Were you..
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Were you planning
on...keeping it?
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I was..
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...until I saw the crowbar.
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- I'm not gonna use it.
- Oh, well..
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Well, then, I'd-I'd
like to keep the sweater.
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(Lynn)
'...Dudley. I think
I'd rather sit next to Jake.'
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(Lynn)
This guy that I used
to take a bath with..
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[laughing]
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I smuggled you some dessert.
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Oh, goody, goody, goody!
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[sighs]
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What is it?
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Guess.
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Rubber vomit.
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Pumpkin Jell-O.
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I have to get back
to the Ochmoneks.
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While Uncle Rocky
is carving the turkey
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Mr. and Mrs. Ochmonek
are going to be singing
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"Das Cornucopia" from
Wagner Strauss'
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"Der Feaster Famine."
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It's an Ochmonek tradition.
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Well, thanks for the warning.
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I'll watch for breaking glass.
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Thanks, operator.
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Happy Thanksgiving,
Alien Task Force
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Sgt. Fox speaking.
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Hello.
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I think I've just seen an alien.
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What do I do?
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[theme music]
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[music continues]
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[instrumental music]
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Hello.
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[barking]
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There's, uh, no need to pretend.
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I'm not...gonna hurt you.
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And I'm sure you're not gonna..
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...hurt me.
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[barking]
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Oh! It's okay.
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I'm friendly...so are you.
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[whimpering]
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Look, I know you can talk.
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I heard ya.
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Ruh-roh.
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Relax.
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I'm a friend of Willie's.
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You're that bum who's
been hanging around
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our trash cans.
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Hey! Huh.
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Bums have friends.
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How do you know Willie?
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I was talking to him just, uh,
a-a, a minute ago.
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[clears throat]
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About this tall,
glasses, social worker.
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That's Willie.
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Oh, well, he-he's the one who..
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...told me to..
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...come in here and..
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...keep you company.
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Willie told you about me?
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Ah, well, not...specifically
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which planet you're from but,
uh..
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...I figure it's a cold planet
because of your fur.
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Your feet are suited
to a muddy terrain.
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They're probably reddish-brown
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so that you'd, uh, blend in.
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Your large ears suggest
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a thin atmosphere
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that doesn't transmit
sound waves very well.
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And the big nose indicates
a scarcity of oxygen.
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Hey!
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Watch the wisecracks
about the schnoz.
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Oh, uh, uh, sorry.
No offense, uh, intended.
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It's a lovely schnoz.
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Thank you.
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Yours is nice too.
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Thank you. So, let's see.
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I'd, uh, I'd guess
you were from planet..
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...K-171.
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K-171?
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Oh, you mean Neesbeck.
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Hah! There's no
intelligent life on Neesbeck!
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How do you know?
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I've been there.
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Their national bird is dust.
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Well, then what planet
are you from?
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Melmac.
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But don't spread it around,
okay?
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You can trust me.
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Good.
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You have any idea
what would happen
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if people found out about me?
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I can't imagine.
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Have you ever heard of the
Alien Task Force?
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Alien Task...Force?
No, I don't believe I have.
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What do they do?
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Well, they hunt down
innocent aliens..
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...and do bad..
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...bad things to them.
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How do you know?
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Interstellar grapevine.
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[singing in foreign language]
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[cymbal chimes]
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[drumbeats]
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[singing continues]
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[high-pitched singing]
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[glass shatters]
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[instrumental music]
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So we're cool about this
alien thing, right?
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By the way, name's ALF.
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[sighs]
Hi, ALF.
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Name's Pete Finnegan.
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[telephone ringing]
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Uh, Pete..
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What?
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Your coat is ringing.
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Oh, yeah. Uh..
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Willie said I-I could, uh,
borrow the phone.
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Uh, hello?
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Finnegan, Sgt. Fox.
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Did you make contact
with the alien?
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Oh. Hi...mom.
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Uh, nice of you to call.
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Everything is fine here.
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(Fox)
'Good. We're mobile.
We'll be there ASAP.'
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Well, and a Happy Thanksgiving
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to you too, mom.
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Can it hear you now?
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Yes, my friends are right here.
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And they're...terrific.
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So friendly.
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It may act friendly,
but it could be deadly.
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I just hope
we can take it alive.
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Oh!
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I don't think
it'll be necessary to..
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...kill it.
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That turkey's been our pet
for years, mom.
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That's our call, Mr. Finnegan.
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You just keep it occupied
until we get there.
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Ahem.
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What's his name?
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Who?
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- Your turkey.
- Sgt. Fox.
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Oh, he has a certain..
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...military bearing.
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[indistinct chattering]
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I've been so hungry
I could faint.
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Dog biscuit?
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They're good.
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Strike three.
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Nice shot, Jason.
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Martin and I believe that it's
important to encourage a child
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to develop athletically
as well as intellectually.
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Off to a good start.
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Excellent squash, incidentally.
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[theme music]
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(Flakey Pete)
Wow!
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The colors are spectacular.
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Green sky, orange clouds.
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Actually, those colors
should be reversed.
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I used one of those cheapo
12-second photo places.
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Oh, oh, and this is me and my
buddies in the orbit guard.
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The Melmacian orbit guard!
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Here's our motto.
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"To guard the orbits whether
they need it or not."
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- Did they?
- Did they what?
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Need guarding.
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Well, no, not really.
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All we had were minor scuffles.
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Name-calling mostly.
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Sounds like a...pretty
peaceful place.
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It was...until that
pesky nuclear explosion.
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Nuclear explosion?
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How did that happen?
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No one's quite sure.
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Hmm.
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That's why I left the military.
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I just didn't believe
that anything
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was worth blowing
up a planet for.
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So what did you do
in the military?
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Oh, space research, uh, mostly.
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Sort of our version
of the orbit guard.
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Well, we have a lot in common.
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Orbit guards.
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Not having a home.
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Sweet potato pie.
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Are you the one who left
the food out for me?
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- Yeah.
- Thanks.
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I really appreciate that.
Thank you.
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Why did you leave
the milk out in saucers?
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Uh...I like cats.
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Cats are great.
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Over the years,
I've had lots of cats.
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Me too.
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[telephone ringing]
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You ought to get an answering
machine in your pants.
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[ringing continues]
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[ominous music]
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Hello?
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(Sgt. Fox)
'Finnegan, we're about
30 minutes away.'
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(Flakey Pete)
'Thirty minutes?'
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Gee, uh...mom..
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...you ought to let that
simmer for at least, uh, 45.
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What did you find out?
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Is it armed? Is it dangerous?
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Weapons, war, fighting
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is that all you
ever think about?
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Lighten up, mom.
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Okay, when we're
ready to move in
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we'll call and
let your phone ring once.
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You got that? Just one ring.
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That'll be your signal
to vacate the premises.
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And we'll take it from there.
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How's mom?
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Getting on my nerves.
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(Brian)
'Hey, ALF!'
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Have you seen the peanut butter?
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ALF, who's that?
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Oh, this is my
new friend Pete Finnegan.
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Flakey, this is Brian Tanner
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'and Jake Ochmonek.'
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You call him Flakey?
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Let he who is without flakiness
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cast the first stone.
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Nice to meet you two.
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ALF, you're not supposed to
let strangers in the house.
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Relax, Brian, the Flakemeister's
not gonna tell anyone
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I'm an alien.
He's a friend of Willie's.
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Oh, yeah? You know Mr. Tanner?
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Oh, yeah, sure. Very well.
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Matter of fact,
this is his sweater.
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What happened to your
Thanksgiving dinner?
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Uncle Rocky's still carvin' it.
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Come on, Brian,
let's go spoil our appetites.
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Nice to meet you both.
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Yeah...likewise.
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[instrumental music]
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The turkey is delicious, Raquel.
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And perfectly sliced.
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00:13:24,871 --> 00:13:26,604
Turkey is an aphrodisiac.
271
00:13:33,180 --> 00:13:34,546
How is everything over there?
272
00:13:34,548 --> 00:13:37,282
- They're okay, I guess.
- "They?"
273
00:13:37,284 --> 00:13:39,384
ALF and that Flakey Pete guy.
274
00:13:39,386 --> 00:13:41,019
Flakey Pete the bum?
275
00:13:41,021 --> 00:13:42,453
The homeless person?
276
00:13:42,455 --> 00:13:44,422
Yeah, he's over at
your house with ALF.
277
00:13:44,424 --> 00:13:46,491
He said he was
a friend of yours.
278
00:13:47,460 --> 00:13:49,661
We've had a lovely time, Raquel.
279
00:13:50,063 --> 00:13:51,296
Yes.
280
00:13:51,932 --> 00:13:53,765
Absolutely lovely.
281
00:13:53,767 --> 00:13:55,366
Come on, kids.
282
00:14:00,040 --> 00:14:01,206
ALF!
283
00:14:01,208 --> 00:14:02,373
[chuckling]
284
00:14:02,375 --> 00:14:03,908
Oh, hi, Willie.
285
00:14:04,911 --> 00:14:06,344
- Where is he?
- Who?
286
00:14:06,346 --> 00:14:08,446
Your little alien guy?
287
00:14:08,448 --> 00:14:11,282
If anything, anything
has happened to him
288
00:14:11,284 --> 00:14:13,151
you are gonna be..
289
00:14:13,153 --> 00:14:14,986
Hey, Willie.
290
00:14:14,988 --> 00:14:16,654
ALF!
291
00:14:16,656 --> 00:14:18,523
Willie.
292
00:14:18,525 --> 00:14:19,557
ALF!
293
00:14:21,528 --> 00:14:22,493
Willie!
294
00:14:22,495 --> 00:14:24,195
- ALF!
- Willie!
295
00:14:24,197 --> 00:14:25,330
- ALF!
- Willie!
296
00:14:25,332 --> 00:14:27,632
- ALF!
- Willie?
297
00:14:27,634 --> 00:14:29,834
We were worried sick about you.
298
00:14:29,836 --> 00:14:33,571
Really? Were you
throwing up and everything?
299
00:14:33,573 --> 00:14:37,075
Well, no, but we're
very relieved you're alright.
300
00:14:37,077 --> 00:14:38,509
Willie, get your camera.
301
00:14:38,511 --> 00:14:40,879
We wanna preserve
this moment of caring.
302
00:14:42,115 --> 00:14:44,015
Never mind about my camera.
303
00:14:44,017 --> 00:14:48,119
What are you doing in the house
with a stranger?
304
00:14:48,121 --> 00:14:50,321
Chatting...snacking..
305
00:14:50,323 --> 00:14:52,523
...swapping war stories.
306
00:14:53,827 --> 00:14:55,526
ALF, this is dangerous.
307
00:14:55,528 --> 00:14:57,161
How much does he know about you?
308
00:14:57,163 --> 00:14:58,696
Why would you let him in here?
309
00:14:58,698 --> 00:15:01,232
He's your friend!
And any friend of yours--
310
00:15:01,234 --> 00:15:03,368
He's not my friend!
311
00:15:04,537 --> 00:15:06,604
You two have a tiff?
312
00:15:06,606 --> 00:15:08,606
ALF, haven't I told you this?
313
00:15:08,608 --> 00:15:12,744
- Never, never--
- Oh, lighten up, Willie.
314
00:15:12,746 --> 00:15:14,646
It's Fappiano.
315
00:15:14,648 --> 00:15:17,382
Besides, aren't you always
telling me that..
316
00:15:17,384 --> 00:15:18,850
...under the skin..
317
00:15:18,852 --> 00:15:20,852
...or, in my case, fur..
318
00:15:20,854 --> 00:15:24,756
...or, in Pete's case,
a ratty overcoat..
319
00:15:24,758 --> 00:15:27,091
...we're all
pretty much the same?
320
00:15:27,093 --> 00:15:28,293
A little needy.
321
00:15:28,295 --> 00:15:30,028
A little insecure.
322
00:15:30,030 --> 00:15:32,030
But decent and good.
323
00:15:38,638 --> 00:15:39,671
Listen..
324
00:15:40,907 --> 00:15:42,573
...ALF is stranded here.
325
00:15:42,575 --> 00:15:44,943
He doesn't have any
place else to go.
326
00:15:46,680 --> 00:15:48,980
I-I know he looks like an alien
to you, but he..
327
00:15:50,116 --> 00:15:52,517
...he's a member of our family.
328
00:15:52,519 --> 00:15:54,986
We-we've got to protect him.
329
00:15:54,988 --> 00:15:57,388
'We can't let anything
happen to him.'
330
00:15:58,992 --> 00:16:00,725
Do you understand?
331
00:16:02,462 --> 00:16:04,462
Yeah. I do.
332
00:16:07,400 --> 00:16:09,634
Could you stay and..
333
00:16:09,636 --> 00:16:11,502
...have a little supper with us?
334
00:16:11,504 --> 00:16:12,937
It may not be much.
335
00:16:12,939 --> 00:16:15,840
In fact, I can guarantee
it won't be much, but..
336
00:16:15,842 --> 00:16:17,709
...you're welcome.
337
00:16:17,711 --> 00:16:21,079
Well, thank you, but, uh, I
really think I ought to go.
338
00:16:21,081 --> 00:16:24,282
Oh, please, please, please!,
please, pleease!
339
00:16:24,284 --> 00:16:27,352
We've got cold meatloaf
and rubber vomit.
340
00:16:30,290 --> 00:16:32,423
Good news.
There's turkey after all.
341
00:16:32,425 --> 00:16:34,625
Well, uh, turkey franks.
342
00:16:35,729 --> 00:16:37,328
Oh, well, ahem..
343
00:16:37,330 --> 00:16:40,264
...maybe I could stay
for...a minute.
344
00:16:40,266 --> 00:16:42,066
- Please.
- Okay.
345
00:16:44,471 --> 00:16:47,772
Hey, now, Flakeonomy, isn't this
what it's all about?
346
00:16:47,774 --> 00:16:50,375
Good food and good friends.
347
00:16:50,377 --> 00:16:52,910
Well, good friends, anyway.
348
00:16:52,912 --> 00:16:54,645
I'm gonna be in a
Thanksgiving play
349
00:16:54,647 --> 00:16:57,148
at Wallace Park tomorrow.
You can come if you want.
350
00:16:57,150 --> 00:17:00,952
Oh, gee, I think I'll
probably be busy tomorrow.
351
00:17:02,222 --> 00:17:04,455
Wish you could see my play, ALF.
352
00:17:04,457 --> 00:17:06,991
Me too, Brighton Beach.
353
00:17:06,993 --> 00:17:08,960
Uh, oh, wait a minute.
354
00:17:08,962 --> 00:17:11,429
We have a little surprise
for you guys.
355
00:17:11,431 --> 00:17:13,064
Yeah!
356
00:17:13,066 --> 00:17:16,868
Let me guess.
A basket of imported calicoes!
357
00:17:18,071 --> 00:17:20,772
No, it's an empty picnic basket.
358
00:17:20,774 --> 00:17:24,008
An empty picnic basket?
What good is that?
359
00:17:24,010 --> 00:17:26,778
It's especially designed
to enable you to view
360
00:17:26,780 --> 00:17:29,981
Brian's play without being seen.
361
00:17:31,117 --> 00:17:32,784
It was my idea.
362
00:17:32,786 --> 00:17:35,520
Give credit where credit is due.
363
00:17:35,522 --> 00:17:39,524
Aw. You guys are the greatest.
364
00:17:39,526 --> 00:17:41,426
We'll go over your
lines after dinner.
365
00:17:41,428 --> 00:17:44,962
I don't wanna be embarrassed
in front of the other parents.
366
00:17:44,964 --> 00:17:46,264
[telephone rings]
367
00:17:46,266 --> 00:17:47,865
(Lynn)
I'll get it.
368
00:17:49,369 --> 00:17:51,135
Hello?
369
00:17:51,137 --> 00:17:53,004
Hmm, they must have hung up.
370
00:17:55,308 --> 00:17:56,941
Uh, if you'll excuse me
371
00:17:56,943 --> 00:17:59,944
I think I'd better
go wash my hands.
372
00:17:59,946 --> 00:18:02,246
Don't be long, these
turkey franks will be ready
373
00:18:02,248 --> 00:18:04,048
in exactly 40 seconds.
374
00:18:07,087 --> 00:18:09,687
'Alright, let's sing the
Thanksgiving hymn.'
375
00:18:09,689 --> 00:18:11,756
¶ We gather together ¶
376
00:18:11,758 --> 00:18:14,492
¶ To ask the Lord's blessing ¶
377
00:18:14,494 --> 00:18:17,228
¶ He chastens and hastens ¶
378
00:18:17,230 --> 00:18:19,664
¶ His will to make known ¶
379
00:18:19,666 --> 00:18:22,467
¶ The wicked oppressing.. ¶¶
380
00:18:24,504 --> 00:18:27,705
[sentimental music]
381
00:18:32,479 --> 00:18:35,680
[suspenseful music]
382
00:18:38,218 --> 00:18:41,352
Well, ah, ready to go.
383
00:18:41,354 --> 00:18:43,254
What's the setup? Is he inside?
384
00:18:43,256 --> 00:18:45,890
What? Is-is who inside?
385
00:18:45,892 --> 00:18:47,525
The alien.
386
00:18:47,527 --> 00:18:49,460
I'm the alien!
387
00:18:51,364 --> 00:18:54,031
- What?
- Yep, yep, yep.
388
00:18:54,033 --> 00:18:56,100
Yeah, you got me.
I'm from outer space.
389
00:18:56,102 --> 00:18:58,736
[clears throat]
Neesbeck...to be exact.
390
00:18:58,738 --> 00:19:00,671
I wanna thank you guys for
coming on such short notice.
391
00:19:00,673 --> 00:19:02,807
I really appreciate it.
392
00:19:02,809 --> 00:19:04,942
You have a bowl of mercury
I could drink?
393
00:19:05,812 --> 00:19:07,111
I don't believe this.
394
00:19:07,113 --> 00:19:08,846
Another bum looking
for a hot meal.
395
00:19:08,848 --> 00:19:11,015
We missed the end of
the game for this.
396
00:19:11,017 --> 00:19:13,718
Forget it, pal. We've got
your name in our database.
397
00:19:13,720 --> 00:19:15,686
Don't ever call us again. Out!
398
00:19:15,688 --> 00:19:17,955
Roger. Ouch! Ow..
399
00:19:19,092 --> 00:19:21,092
[sentimental music]
400
00:19:22,795 --> 00:19:26,197
Where're you going?
I can prove I'm from Neesbeck.
401
00:19:26,199 --> 00:19:28,566
Our national bird is dust!
402
00:19:34,974 --> 00:19:39,810
¶ We all do extol Thee
Thou leader triumphant ¶
403
00:19:39,812 --> 00:19:43,281
¶ And pray that Thou
still our defender.. ¶
404
00:19:43,283 --> 00:19:44,448
Everything alright?
405
00:19:44,450 --> 00:19:46,217
Everything's great. Thanks.
406
00:19:46,219 --> 00:19:49,787
¶ Congregation escape
tribulation ¶
407
00:19:49,789 --> 00:19:52,456
¶ Thy name be ever praised ¶
408
00:19:52,458 --> 00:19:57,128
¶ O Lord, make us free ¶¶
409
00:19:57,130 --> 00:20:00,131
[gentle music]
410
00:20:01,768 --> 00:20:03,601
We pilgrims are townsfolk.
411
00:20:03,603 --> 00:20:05,269
We know not of the outdoors.
412
00:20:05,271 --> 00:20:07,805
How can we survive
in this wilderness?
413
00:20:09,442 --> 00:20:10,975
Yo, pilgrim.
414
00:20:12,445 --> 00:20:14,412
Oh, he's so cute.
415
00:20:14,414 --> 00:20:16,614
He's ruined my feather duster.
416
00:20:16,616 --> 00:20:18,549
And my best belt.
417
00:20:19,285 --> 00:20:20,851
Who are you?
418
00:20:20,853 --> 00:20:22,853
Squanto the Indian.
419
00:20:22,855 --> 00:20:25,323
The last of the Patuxet.
420
00:20:25,325 --> 00:20:27,158
You speak English?
421
00:20:27,160 --> 00:20:28,693
Many moons ago
422
00:20:28,695 --> 00:20:30,795
I was captured by the white man
423
00:20:30,797 --> 00:20:33,698
and taken across
the great waters
424
00:20:33,700 --> 00:20:35,499
to the old-world.
425
00:20:35,501 --> 00:20:37,535
But I missed my people.
426
00:20:37,537 --> 00:20:39,537
How did you get back here?
427
00:20:39,539 --> 00:20:41,272
I rented a car.
428
00:20:43,109 --> 00:20:44,242
ALF.
429
00:20:44,244 --> 00:20:45,476
I took a cab.
430
00:20:45,478 --> 00:20:48,179
- ALF.
- I don't remember!
431
00:20:48,181 --> 00:20:50,481
What's important
is that I'm here.
432
00:20:50,483 --> 00:20:53,217
We are so different from you.
433
00:20:53,219 --> 00:20:55,052
Ah, do not be embarrassed
434
00:20:55,054 --> 00:20:57,655
because your skin
is a funny color
435
00:20:57,657 --> 00:20:59,957
and you wear stupid clothes.
436
00:21:00,860 --> 00:21:02,693
The great spirit says
437
00:21:02,695 --> 00:21:05,730
that we're all
brothers under the skin.
438
00:21:05,732 --> 00:21:07,932
And come the next full moon
439
00:21:07,934 --> 00:21:12,003
we will celebrate the
bountiful harvest together.
440
00:21:12,005 --> 00:21:15,006
"And so it came to pass,
there was a bountiful harvest
441
00:21:15,008 --> 00:21:16,907
and reason for giving thanks."
442
00:21:16,909 --> 00:21:20,411
And someday there'll be college
football and department stores
443
00:21:20,413 --> 00:21:23,681
and a parade with a giant
inflatable underdog.
444
00:21:24,584 --> 00:21:26,984
ALF, that's not your cue.
445
00:21:26,986 --> 00:21:30,554
"In 1620, a hardy band of
pilgrims came to America
446
00:21:30,556 --> 00:21:34,225
"in search of religious freedom
and boundless opportunity.
447
00:21:34,227 --> 00:21:36,327
"Since then,
millions have come here
448
00:21:36,329 --> 00:21:37,461
"for the same reasons
449
00:21:37,463 --> 00:21:39,964
from all over the world."
450
00:21:39,966 --> 00:21:42,033
And one from Melmac..
451
00:21:42,035 --> 00:21:44,235
...who crashed into a garage.
452
00:21:48,708 --> 00:21:50,241
[instrumental music]
453
00:21:52,312 --> 00:21:55,880
Well, now, if you need anything,
you got my card.
454
00:21:55,882 --> 00:21:57,882
Oh, thanks, but I'll be fine.
455
00:21:57,884 --> 00:21:59,684
Are you sure you can't stay?
456
00:21:59,686 --> 00:22:01,385
Oh, thanks, ALF, but, no.
457
00:22:01,387 --> 00:22:03,654
I usually spend this time
of year in Florida.
458
00:22:03,656 --> 00:22:05,523
Lots of rich widows
with loose change
459
00:22:05,525 --> 00:22:07,191
and full of the holiday spirit.
460
00:22:07,193 --> 00:22:08,592
[chuckles]
461
00:22:08,594 --> 00:22:10,628
- Goodbye, Pete.
- Bye, Willie.
462
00:22:10,630 --> 00:22:11,696
- Bye.
- Bye-bye.
463
00:22:11,698 --> 00:22:13,230
- Bye-bye.
- Bye.
464
00:22:14,567 --> 00:22:15,766
Bye, cornflake.
465
00:22:15,768 --> 00:22:17,568
Bye, ALF.
466
00:22:17,570 --> 00:22:19,036
And thanks.
467
00:22:22,275 --> 00:22:25,309
- Gee, I hope he keeps in touch.
- Hmm.
468
00:22:25,311 --> 00:22:28,045
I'm sure he will.
He took our phone.
469
00:22:30,249 --> 00:22:32,783
[theme music]
470
00:22:33,386 --> 00:22:36,387
[theme music]
471
00:23:01,180 --> 00:23:03,514
[laughing]
472
00:23:05,318 --> 00:23:07,952
[instrumental music]